>>12090477Fear not! Merely seeing you again after all these years is reward enough.
Now, to answer your question, I am on a journey!
This journey is a journey of LOVE! If I am to win the heart of our fair Lady Virizon, I must become a respected warrior and a seasoned traveler!
I've fought countless insult swordfighters, even Diegush Creepflood! Or was it Flyflush Lileepfood? Guybrush Threepwood? No matter!
I've braved the harshest storms, and the deepest caverns!
I almost would've won the title of Champion ParaFlincher, had I not been shamefully dishonored!
But, to be honest, I have tired of my travels, and... I'd rather come home.
Now, I want you to do something for me.
I want you to close your eyes, hold out your hands, and open up the box I give you.
