>>12090779Release thine pupils, and gaze upon the Orb of Life!
From the darkest bowels of Mt. Gujibugujibuguji, I trekked to obtain this sacred relic!
In the deepest, darkest pit of the mountain, I chanced upon a six-eyed metal man, known only as Registeel! He gazed upon my naked form, and demanded: "What is expensive, yet worthless?"
Perplexed, but wry, I responded:
"The PS3, for it has no games! A console without games has no value!"The room shook with his laughter, and I shook with anticipation! The metal man, at last, lowered his hand, and released the Orb into my care.
My friend, if you were wondering...
I am here to stay, permanently! Consider this my coming-home gift!
My adventuring days have made me weary. Now, I desire only good drink
and the friendship of my most treasured comrade.Now then, has Post Town installed a cantina while I was away?
