>>55028161>just because pokemon in the show have never been shown capable of making meals. I can at least imagine they are capable of doing so.So you realize they can't cook you meals, and literally IGNORE the canon of the show because you want to IMAGINE they can cook. Ok then.
>I can imagine they are real. I don't need to physically be in the room with them and be able to touch and hold them to be satisfiedYeah dude, nothing says satisfaction like being all alone sobbing into your cum stained body pillow with nobody there to support you. Sounds like a real happy and fulfilling life.
I'm sure you wouldn't rather have an actual woman to fuck either who can emotionally understand you and be there for you. I'm sure you're perfectly fine fapping to a cartoon dogs asshole.
>I consider myself a true intellectual, I don't need giant breasts to masturbate. I am not some basic caveman level philistine. I can fap to dog ass just as easily as a pair of breasts.Tips fedora? Holy shit dude if you tipped your fucking fedora any harder you would break the fucking sound barrier. This is embarrassing.
>Ok, just because Pokemon can only say their name doesn't mean I can't talk to my pokemon and have just as fruitful and meaningful a conversation as having a chat with a real human being.Yes, I'm sure your conversation of "Sylvee! Slveeoooonnn" Is gonna be just as good as someone who can actually speak the language as you do.
>I'm perfectly fine just having sex with my pokemon and never having children.Never passing on your legacy and living a life of complete isolation. What a dream am I right?
>So? Just because it would be more socially acceptable to fuck a real woman in real life you expect me to just do that instead?Yes, you should do what is socially acceptable, and date within your own fucking species at least you damn mongoloid.
>Age of consent doesn't apply to animals retard. If they are born it is ok to have sex with them.Where the fuck is Chris Hanson jfc...
