>>54220194>THAS' RIGHT LADYS AND GEN'LEMEN WE ARE SEEIN' A GRAND CONSPIRACY BY THE ELDERS OF ZORKON AND THEIR SHAPESHIFTING IMPOSTERS>THEYS COMING FOR YOUR SONS AND THEYS COMING FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH THEY RACE MIXING AND THEY HIGHLY PETTABLE FUR AND THEY BIZARRE FOREARM:BICEP RATIOS>YOUR BOSS? ZOROARK! YOUR MEMBER OF CONGRESS? ZOROARK! THE GUY WHO MADE THE ROTOM-PHONE! ZOROARK>THE PUR-ESIDENT OF UNOVA? actually he isn't OH WAIT HE ACTUALLY IS!>IM TALKIN' A FULL TAKEOVER BY THE NEW WORLD ZORDER, ONE THAT HAS BEEN PLANNED SINCE ANCIENT HISUI >OH-H-H AND JUST YOU FUCKIN' WAIT 'TIL I TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO THE FRIGGIN' PALPITOADS