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>got mewtwo today
>do panic parade to grind the items I didn't get on the first round and to try out the different move sets
>get matched with a duo
>one of them had mewtwo selected
>changes pokemon as I'm about to choose a different mon so I go Mewtwo
>he takes forever to choose another pokemon, picks Zeraora to go with his Zoroark partner
>match starts
>they both dump their attacks on me before we choose our lanes
>realise that they're both seething
>absolute-zozzle.png
>they just fuck around all game
>on the bosses, the zoroark just uses illusion and doesn't attack them at all
>they try to kill me with the shock wave aoe from zapdos/regigigas
>they die instead because of m2's hp recovery
>my-sides.tiff
>start pinging "Watch out!" when they're near me
>go to their lane one of the times and wipe it without letting them do anything
>we end up losing, they have the lowest damage of the team by far
The absolute seethe. I hope I can steal mewtwo from more easily seething faggots, it'll make the grind more amusing at least
