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>gf caught a Ralts a few years ago, been training it up since
>is now a full-ass Gardevoir, scary as fuck, strong as fuck, despite gf having little to no interest in battling
>known this Gardevoir since it was a Kirlia but it still hasn't really warmed up to me
>actually kinda downright hostile at times, would've been hurt badly a few times if my dad's Alakazam didn't instinctively know that I was in trouble
>seriously, we live in Violet City and this old man will teleport to me all the way from Olivine
>apparently he's protected my family for five generations
>anyway, gf's been acting kinda weird lately
>super forgetful, cranky with me, etc
>got in an argument with her over nothing this morning
>whatever, I have work
>thattimeofthemonthagain.lmao
>get home a little late that day
>sneak in since I was gonna surprise her with some import Poffins
>she's basically sitting on Gardevoir's lap
>their eyes are literally GLOWING pink
>I shout and Gardevoir notices me, tries to black hole me
>ENTER this unit of an Alakazam
>BTFOs the skankmon and breaks my gf out of the hypnosis
>manage to get Gardevoir back in her ball and have my Octillery seal it with String Shot
