>>16841622http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cws3qjFU94"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI!"
The legendary beast takes the trio of friends up to the top of one of the highest mountains in the freezing wasteland. He makes the feat look like it was nothing with just one Extreme Speed, proving his BASED-ness.
"Cub?"
"Cub cub, choo?"
"Choo choo, Cubchoo!"
"Cubchoo, choo?"
"Cub, cub, Cubchoo cub!"
"Choo choo, choo!~"
Two itty-bitty babby Cubchoo are witnesses to the quick mountain-scaling. The two polar cubs discuss amongst themselves the reason as to why the three autism-harbingers are climbing all the way up here in the middle of the coldest month of the year.
Before anyone notices them, they swiftly sneak off without an answer to their queries.
"Woooooow...THIS.....IS.......AWESOOOOOOME!"
"Sugoi!~"
"I um, have to agree, it's quite kickass, but now it's more colder than ever. Golly, I haven't felt this cold since I passed that kidney stone in the middle of Crush-It Calem's Tower of Mastery battle!"
Trevor slides out of the gargantuan gash in Tierno's stomach, then zips it up with a coat zipper sewed into the gash for sealing purposes.
Clearly, Trevor is a boy that thinks ahead.
Staining the snow in red with his shoes, Trevor takes a gawk at the astounding view of the horizon. Unfortunately, the blizzard can only show so much of the arctic wilderness, most of it is too hard to squint through.
A) Look over there, three dead Backpacker corpses! Raid their shit!
B) Assert dominance as the king of the mountain. Crown the peak with an Autism Awareness flag.
C) Accidentally awaken the mythical abominable death-yeti.
