>>21200211Some fatass jew with a big damn pig nose, a wacky mustache, a belly chubbier than Charizard's, a stench that reeks of garlic and mansweat, bulky muscles, enormous jaws, and the big damn bike strolls in thinking the place.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WARIO TIME! HA HA HAAAAHH, OH YEAH!" he picks his nose, flicks the snot away, and cracks his knuckles, making eye contact with the glorious Captain Falcon. This money-grubbing fatfuck may seem to be a weak link, but his muscles don't lie, they're the very definition of impressive. In fact, this guy may as well be a bodybuilder trapped in a lazy asshole's body.
"Show me ya moves! FALCON PU--"
The biker--'Wario' he called himself--surprises the brawlers by doing something no one would ever expect from a nut like him. Captain Falcon actually fails. He /fails/ to perform Falcon Punch.
"OH YEEAAAHHHH, WAAAAHHH!"
Wario chomps down hard and bites Falcon's flaming fist, trapping it in his mouth. Falcon flinches. And boy, does he flinch hard.
"WAH WAH WAH."
>Wario...A) uses Wario Waft!
B) uses Corkscrew!
C) uses Wario Bike!
