WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THIS WEEK ON THE DUB THAT NOT EVEN LUIGI WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD SEEING, WARIO TAKES THE SPOTLIGHT!

While continuing their autismal travels through the Kalos region, Ash and co encounter a Pokemon smuggler who kidnaps different patterns of Vivillon in order to sell them to wealthy rich fucks over the internet.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SELLING POKEMON IN ORDER TO MAKE A PROFIT ONLINE? HOW COME NOBODY'S THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA BEFORE? THERE IS CLEARLY NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT MAKING SUCH AN HONEST PROFIT THIS-

Oh wait, nope, the prospect of this ends up rustling Ash's jim-jams because muh Vivillon and moral ethics.

MORAL ETHICS? THAT SHIT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY ONE CLICK AWAY FROM DROWNING IN DOSH AFTER SELLING EVERY PATTERN OF VIVILLON TO SOME GREASY PUG IN HOENN.

Ash doesn't give a shit though, and the second he befriends one of the Spewpa, he becomes determined to stop Wario and his completely legal scheme at all costs.

BUT THE ONLY QUESTION IS, CAN OUR HEROES DO THAT BEFORE THE MIXELS SWEEP IN AND RUIN THEIR FUN? HOLY SHIT AREN'T YOU HYPED FOR THIS EPISODE BECAUSE I SURE AM, LIKE IT OR NOT IT GET READY FOR GRATUITOUS ENGLISH ADVENTURES IN APPROX THIRTY MINUTES. CHARLES MARTINET MAY NOT BE WARIO'S DUB VOICE BUT THAT'S OKAY IT'LL STILL BE 10/10 I SWEAR.

ALWAYS REMEMBER, NEVER FORGET, HE'S STILL THE BEST: WARIO FOREVER.