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1. Silky-smooth feathers, good for hugging
2. Highly intelligent
3. She thicc, good for egg-laying
4. Can change her appearance to look like anyone, good for discrete pda without turning heads
5. She's a Pokémon (and a fairly strong one at that), human girls can't even compare
6. Lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets
7. The best smile, adorable angel from heaven
8. (bonus) She's objectively #1 the best 100% my fuckign girlfreiongd forever