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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaMmXPu_738Anna is carefully escorted out of the restaurant of lies in romantic princess fashion, courtesy of you. Everyone else burns their skin off as you light the place on fire, an act of deliberate arson that kills everyone inside, including all the customers, drab employees, and Basculin.
You and Anna watch the travesty as it unfolds in real time, huddled together with blankets and hot chocolate. You can hear faint screams of both humans and Pokemon from inside. It's not so much edgy as it is surreal. You're one fucking fucked up kid. Seriously.
"Wow... I can't believe it.. My first real job, and I set it ablaze in less than fifteen minutes.. All because we were out of filets. Welp. At least I still get paid for the hour."
"Gee, I-I don't want to sound mean, but I'm kinda glad.. Ireallyhatedworkingthere.. I hope I can go back to selling cookies again soon.."
You switch your gaze from the burning hellhole to Anna, "What was up with that guy though? Mr. Maymay and his angry fish brigade, I mean. He said your name a few times, do you know him?"
She lets out a squeak and squirms all around, "E-Eh?! No way, Calem! Not personally anyway..I-I mean, he came in a few times, a-and he was a bit creepy, but he never did anything like this!"
You take a sip of your hot chocolate, "So we have a masked flute-toting terrorist running around summoning Basculin to destroy businesses that don't let him buy stuff without actually buying them, and since he has all of those Basculin under his rhythm, there aren't any filets. And on top of ALL that, he may or may not be stalking you. I'm getting too old for this."
You wallow in self-despair for a full three seconds until Anna realizes something.
"Um, w-wait a second Calem.. If you burned down the place, d-doesn't that mean he technically won?"
>What do you say next? 