>>48422274 Sorry to say this dear Anon, but you will have to shove a vibraring egg toy up your ass in order to keep it up long enough for her to have fun with you...
Considering the alternative being either using a ¾-footlong vaguely-phallic rod to do the same thing up your butt, or sitting atop an electrified minature pink road cone during the whole ordeal - the easily concealed and discrete love-egg seems to be the least embarrasing option IMO
She will understand if she truly loves you, just dont let her inevitable homosex innuendos get to you personaly - its merely her way of expressing her concern of your current situation...
