>>32166678H-How can I NOT pick Ludicolo?
>>32166906Poliwhirl, and also, for some reason, you've got a random slowpoke that must be living around your area somewhere, or something, because every now and then, you see a random slowpoke walking along the streets. Maybe he's owned by someone, but not even your neighbors know where the hell he's coming from. You can try catch him, if you want. Most people think he's just a stray that lives off of errant handouts or something. Your caught your poliwhirl as a poliwag, and you've had him ever since. He's due to evolve again in maybe 7 or 8 years, at the rate you guys are going. Likes to spend most of his time exploring, fantasizes about being a great fighter, but accepts your comfortable lifestyle, and by the time he's a Poliwrath, it'll probably mostly be like a "I can't believe I was such a brash young fool" kind of thing to him.
>>32166938Ironically, for someone so boring, you somehow got a Magneton. Probably as a gift or something, but I'll leave you to come up with the origin story. Your Magneton is kind of bored, because unlike the Poliwratch I talked about up there, this one feels like it was meant for greater things, and occasionally, if you sit on your butt too long, he'll grow slightly resentful towards you. He's kinda/sorta God's way of trying to tell you to stop being so unremarkable and lazy. Your Magneton is inherently gifted on the battlefield. With practice, he CAN be Ash Ketchum levels, but only if you train as hard as he does.
>>32167069Ursaring. Found her when she was a young orphan, nursed her back to health, and now she's your good companion. Recently, she's begun to grow more and more independent, and like you and your will to settle down, it is becoming apparent that she, too, would like to settle down and find somebody someday. This scares her, and makes her anxious, as she has never known a life without you. Would literally die for you.