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Anonymous Mon 25 May 2020 12:05:11 No.43674032 View View Report

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>comparing fully fleshed out games who can connect to each other to a $60+tip game which forces you to subscribe to a $15 dollar subscription JUST to get some of your Pokémon to the Switch, not the games themselves, forcing you to simp for GF until a game releases where you can actually use your Pokémon
Imagine being this pathetic.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 20:15:26 No.41212492 View View Report

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 21:44:07 No.41143104 View View Report

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> M: I've longed for this moment since BW got released. Any last words, Morimoto?
> S: Go to hell, you don't love the franchise!
> M: We're already in hell.

> O: Today's a good day to be forgotten by our consumer base.
> S: Ohmori...!
> O: Before you go, I want to tell you a story.
> S: *coughing blood*
> O: I was once nothing. A lowly slave coder, a puppet under the leadership. To say that I was a genius would be an understatement. I grew tired of seeing idiots directing the game. I rose up the ranks. I directed ORAS. I loved the power. The fears of the eyes of the fans. It's a shame that Masuda might direct the next game, I thought. I was wrong, I wanted more. I wanted to disappoint everyone. It's part of my ever-growing lust to see them cry on Vietnamese cartoons forums and Plebbit, that's part of who I am. I turned to add more waifus and remove features, hoping the games might disappoint fans to make Masuda sympathize with me, hoping he would hand me Project Rainbow.
> S: No...
> O: That's when I created SM. I thought it would be easy to disappoint fans. I had all the knowledge I needed. I was wrong. The marketing team was able to hype the audience. I tried my best at designing these games to underwhelm everyone. It was excruciating, but it was well worth the effort.
> S: No... you're lying. This is just another of your goddamn lies!
> O: Did you think I could have done all of this without intentionally making the games terrible? I needed Masuda to support me. Don't you see, you never had a chance at improving the franchise.
> S: You disgust me! This isn't fair!
> O: No one said that we had to play fair.
> S: I... I will tell Unno about this, he will stop you!
> O: You have lost, Morimoto. SworShie will be released soon and you've been forgotten.
> S: You didn't earn any of this! You don't deserve Pokémon.
> O: You think you understand us, do you? Masuda sacrificed everything, I'm all he has left. The secret to game design is to destroy the game.

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