>>50278936>Be me>8 years old>Kid comes up to me at lunchtime in the school cafeteria>Wants me to trade my strongest legendary pokemon cards for his best cards which are magmar and machoke at best>Asks to see my cards>Hand him my cards>Realize after I hand them to him that his hands are filthy and covered in either melted chocolate or shit>Take them back>ask to see his cards>He hands me his deck of shitty magmars and energy cards>Open my chocolate milk carton from both ends so it's an open square>Dip all his cards in the chocolate milk>Put them in my mouth and start chewing them>He starts crying and screaming like a baby>Spit them out on the floor>"Eh, I don't really wanna trade, your cards aren't good">LeaveYeah I was pretty dumb as a kid.
TLDR Let some filthy retard touch my cards and then ruined a perfectly good chocolate milk so I had no drink at lunch.
