Quoted By:
>go to gamestop midnight release
>less than 20 people
>almost all of them awkward as fuck
>not an antisocial faggot so i try to make conversation with some people
>"yeah i'm a huge pokemon fan, ive put almost 100 hours into every game since black and white 2"
>"i have a football game tomorrow but i'm just here for pokemon XD"
>actually says XD out loud in words
>start selecting random fucks in plaza to battle with before
>go against some chubby blonde girl
>has ash pikachu greninja and a silvally named sans
>sweep her with fucking minior
>people constantly asking me if i have the sinnoh hat pikachu card
>some fuck comes up to me and asks if he wants to trade
>sure.jpg
>shows me a box of obviously hacked shiny legends (darkrai marshadow that shit)
>"can you even get those shiny?" i ask with obvious sarcasm in voice
>"yeah man theyre legit"
>unblinking and completely serious trying to pass these hacks off
>nobody there has seen any of the leaks beyond rainbow rocket and necrozma forms
>some girl dressed as an old rocket grunt but cant pull it off
>half the crowd is over 250lbs
at least there werent any children
jesus fucking christ what a waste of time
