>>18205235Valerie smiles and nods at the comments of her precious underlings, "Yes, yes, I understand your expectations, and I hope to not only fulfill them, but also exceed them. I promise to make this battle as difficult as I possibly can, and I dedicate it to my master, Grant."
"I hope to celebrate my future victory with a naked backrub and vice-versa. Then tomorrow I can look out into the morning and smile at the sunrise, for that shall compliment and forgive the llamas for the previous night's act of vividly explicit lechery."
Grant holds up a thumbs-up from behind his waifu, he's sitting in her throne, sipping on some Kool-Aid.
Oh yeah, he's definitely getting it. You're ashamed to admit that you're kinda jealous.
Valerie gives her pokeball a light peck, "So you've flown all the way through my gym, fluttering down to me on a fortunate shaven-leg wind. Then I suppose you have definitely earned yourself the right to a battle, as a reward for your daunting efforts. You may know already, but this is a formal introduction, for I am Valerie, who leads this Fairy-type gym with a brier fist."
"The elusive Fairy-types may appear frail as a breeze and delicate as a bloom, but they are strong. I do wish you good luck, despite my underlining intentions to best you in combat. Rarely do I lose, for the Fairy-type is so obscure, little known of its weaknesses, and littler know of its existence. It is truly captivating, in the same vein in which you captivate me. I am not sure what does it more, you believing you can win, or your suspiciously manly scent. Suspect or not, I cannot turn this battle away now."
"My designs are said to be rather mystifying. Do you agree with that? I've always wanted to be a Pokemon, you see. That desire is my inspiration, and I shall use that inspiration now, to defeat you.~"
"Val, val.~"
She tosses her pokeball onto the field.
>BATTLE START!>What Pokemon do you use first!?A) Frogadier
B) Dedenne
C) Hexcalibur
D) Skrelp
E) Luchy
