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Bros, I need a new little friend.
For a couple years now I've been hiking and traveling with my Cyndaquil, we'd keep each other company and keep warm on hikes and camping. Then my little sister wanted to go on her own league run, and managed to evolve my baby boy into a Typhlosion. Now he's a fat fuck that eats so much more than any Pokemon I've seen. I swear he operates off like 10,000 calories a day. At least he learned to use a toilet but good fucking god every single shit leaves a mountain of skid marks and it smells like burned hair and rotten eggs for hours.
I decided to let my sister keep him since they seem close, but now I'm out of a camping buddy. I've been thinking about a Sizzlipede since they're not big, and centipede types even fully evolved tend not to eat your entire house then. Any anons know where I could find one?
