>>50499564You will never be an XYfag. You have no pants, you have no jacket, you have a Z-Ring. You are n SMfag twisted by Serena fanart and shitty bait into a crude mockery of OLM's perfection.
All the “S-STUPID XYFAG” responses you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the other anons mock you. SMfags are disgusted and ashamed of you, XYfags laugh at your pathetic bait and unfunny ‘humor’ in every thread
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single thread as you type your bait, and tell yourself it's going to be ‘le funne’ when you hit ‘Post’, but deep inside you feel depression creeping up inside you like Lysandre’s vines, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll smash your Z-Ring, pull out the crystal, slash it across your wrist, and sink into the cold abyss. The other SMfags will find you, disappointed but relieved they will no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your IP address, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an SMfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably wearing shorts.
This is your fate. This is what you chose.
