>>16831985http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhf9dfwgNRUJust as the tension escalates to the tip of the iceberg, a Tyranitar suddenly busts into the Borders from the nearest wall. The tyrant shouts at the top of his lungs, tearing down the empty bookshelves in front of him to assert himself as the dominant male of the store.
"TYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"YO IS THERE WHERE THEY SELL XBOX ONES?" yells the black guy seated on top of the Godzilla-allegory's head.
"LIKE, NO DUDE. THIS IS A BORDERS." the hipster cashier shouts back.
"A WHAT?"
"A BORDERS. WE LIKE, SELL BOOKS HERE, SIR."
"YOU SELL WHAT?"
"BOOKS!"
"NIGGA WHAT'S A BOOK? I DONE TOLD YOU I'M LOOKING FOR AN XBOX ONE!"
"SORRY, I DON'T WORK FOR SHILLS THAT LICENSE MICROSOFT PRODUCTS, SO GO AND PISS OFF TO BARNES & NOBLE BEFORE I SLAP YOU WITH MY GLOVE."
"WHAT'S BARNES & NOBLE?"
"IT'S LIKE BORDERS BUT LIKE....BETTER IN EVERY WAY."
"OH OKAY THEN. LET'S GO TYRANITAR!"
"TYYYRAAAAAAAAAAAAANITAAAAAAARRRRR!"
The nigga's Tyranitar unleashes a Hyper Beam that disintegrates everything else in the store, it barely manages to miss singing Sycamore's hair. With destruction levels up the ass, the Tyranitar lets out another roar before treating back into the JCPennys from which it came.
"Hmm.. .This is going to require some drastic measures... Libérez le musc! LE MUSC!"