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>Bored as fuck one summer afternoon
>Tired of going on beach outings that last the whole day with family
>Stay home for the day
>No Internet, no books, no good TV, all I can do is play on my DS and jerk off
>Dog was left home since I was there
>Start jerking dog off
>Over the next few days I keep staying home
>As I'm about to suck the dog's dick, have an epiphany about how fucked this all is
>Never touch the dog again
It kept following me around for more handjobs that summer, then it got run over.