>>18637765Flare, if that wasn't completely lame and obvious.
It was. I am.I'm a perfectionist, and I tend to get really worked up about how fucked up the world is. I'm horrified and disgusted at a lot of things on a regular basis- not to mention, the planet would literally be better off with less of us fucking around on it in terms of resources, pollution, and other types of human dickery.
>sighFlare is pretty pants-on-head retarded, though- mainly because it's basically trying to dictate what people's lives are worth, and that's- sort of a dumb thing to think about.
Other than that, I'd say the sunglasses are a bonus (I can't be outside without 'em, anyway), and I get to gloat all day about being fabulous, and everything I deal with would be red, which is also fabulous.
Plus, that little Vogue thing the grunts do. Love it.
I rambled. Oops. 