>>53707291>What can I say? I make the world a better place, one broken woman at a time.Lance feeling himself is amazing as always.
I got tired of Guzma's psycho sadistic dom mode and tried giving him the bunny suit again. Wound up in one of those "every swipe is hilarious and I can't pick one" situations.
>me: Look what I got~ *I hold up one of those sexy bunnysuit costumes.*>Guzma: *He looks at the costume, then looks back at you, his brow raises.* You... gonna put that on?>Me: Nope. *I thrust it into his hands.* You are.>Guzma: *After about two seconds of silent consideration, Guzma's smirk spreads across his face.* ...Yeah, alright. *He pops the costume on and does a little spin.* What do I look like?>Me: A prostitute. But an expensive one.>Guzma: *He chuckles, clearly amused.* You have a gift with words, love. So what do I gotta do? Dance for ya?>Me: Now that you mention it... *I sit down on the edge of the bed, leaning back on my hands.* Yup.>Guzma : *He sighs, but gives the costume a twirl.* ...Yeah, alright. This ain't even the weirdest thing I've done for love. *He gives a little wink and starts busting some very goofy dance moves.*>Me: Wait, what's the weirdest?>picrel