>>53656837>Suddenly, dark hands grab both him and his Pokemon, taking them somewhere far>"Hey! I was having fun, prick! Who wants an ass beating?">He sees his surroundings, but only darkness is around him>"... Damn, and I left my balls with my uniform... G, can you hear me?">*CRUNCH!*>He sees his Hypno fainted>"Oooook, you mean business, let's cut a deal: I was making a nice porno, you can have a few royalties. 70-30 tho, I need to pay my bills.">A man approaches>"I wasn't expecting you to do Dorado's work.">"Zephiel! Long time no see! Sorry for the girls downtown, but they were mocking me. Had to correct them, you know?">The Devil doesn't answer>"... Hey, where did you get a Runerigus, you don't roll with Ground typ-">Heavy breathing is heard behind him>He recognizes that breath>"No.... No!">"I knew what were you going to do, so I called a friend.">A blob moves in front of him, seeing him face to face>The skull and red eyes confirms his theory>"Derk! No man, you have to understand!">Hatred is emanating from his gaze>"I know! I know! But she is the only not psycho in this town, I had to try it!">It raises his hands>"He told me she was a virgin too! Please bro, it was a once-in-a-life opportuni-!">The ghost silences the janitor, as the hands of the skull man approaches-----
"Ugh...."
>You wake up after all those horrible dreams>At least you are happy they were nightmares. You couldn't be that "strechy" with those Mudsdales and Rapidashes>You remove the crumbs around your eyes, until you notice something>Somebody left you a present>A cardboard box, with a small note>[Have a nice day]>You open it, and find a freshly baked loaf of bread>You are so happy! Nobody has been kind to you in all this time>Whoever your mysterious benefactor is, you are thankful>You release your team"Guys, look! Someone gave me bread."
