>>13573660Who says we have to have sex?
I always chose gardevoir with these types of threads. Never goes wrong.
>it sleeps in your room.Husband hates it when I grab him in my sleep, now he has a decoy.
>goes with you to workI'm a housewife! At least I'll have someone to keep me company when my husband is away at work.
>stays in the room when you're fucking/jerkingPut a towel over her head? Give her a book? I don't know. I guess it could be more exciting if someone watches.
>sits in the bathroom when you're shitting!Girls already do this when we go into toilets. Toilet chatting!
Seriously, I don't see how you guys get all bent out of shape by this. It doesn't have to be sexual, and it most certainly isn't too creepy.
