The Most Based Pokémon in Existence. If you don't read this thread, you molest kids.
Anonymous No.50455436 View ViewReport How can one Pokémon be so unbelievably based?
>Fucks Female Bug Pokémon
>Writes metal music instead of faggy hard rock
>Married to a slutty female butterfree that dresses in skimpy clothes
>Sped through a gay pride parade to get to his recording booth
>Never exercises yet his masculinity still stays in shape
Why is /vp/ not talking about the most based pokémon in existence? Let this be a lesson for you to start making threads related to Obstagoon.