>>48492838>sit Poké Balls on the ground face up, placing a specific one closest to me>kick one towards him the second after I do while after stepping on the activation button, diving to the side as I do>picrel pops out>tell him to burn the mf alive>it's a ghost that can't be hit by normal/fighting types moves so odds are the bullets will just phase throughThree endings at this point
1. He shoot at Chandelure and bullets phase through: robber is burned alive and I go about my day
2. He shoot at Chandelure and bullets don't phase through: Beat him while he's distracted and then embark on a 5-year quest to find Ho-oh and resurrect my Pokémon
3. He ignores Chandelure and shoot me: I (probably) die knowing this faggot wasted his life to be killed in the most painful way possible (i.e. burned alive)
gg ez
