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My grill cousin wanted to know what kissing was like when we were both five years old, so we kissed whenever I was over there in her plastic toy house. We would even feel on each other's privates, and we basically made out with tongues and all, because we thought that THAT'S what kissing was and not just simple pecks and stuff.
I was only caught once when her mom walked in the house to ask if we were hungry. They made me wait in the living room while their parents gave her the talk and feared that we would grow up retarded because quote-en-quote my aunt: "THEY WERE TONGUE-KISSING, JULIAN!"
Decades later, they don't remember. Cousin doesn't, her parents don't, but I do. If I had to list the lowest points in my life, that would be like...number two.
On a completely unrelated note my cousin and I would also have this "dance" where we would rub our asses against each other while shaking and shit as if we were dancing to wacky rap music. We were just dumb kids so..yeah.
She...remembers that one.
