>>16828157http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NZkWIVPzScThe poor teenager is trampled over in an instant. Hordes and hordes of fat, white trash consumers step all over him. Augustine on the other hand, makes an effort to step 'around him' since it's the least he can do for him. The professor arms himself for the forthcoming onslaught, taking out some pepper spray from his coat pocket.
"Good thing I always keep this in case of superfans..."
He makes damn good use of the spray, spritzing it in the face of anyone that's within or threatens to be within his vicinity. The potential lawsuits and jail time are worth it.
"GIVE ME THIS SHIT GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED THIS BLU-RAY PLAYER!"
"YOU CAN TASTE MY RUSTY BURR-GINA YOU FAT FUCK I SAW THIS PLAYER FIRST!"
Unfortunately, the mall is not without its fights. There's people stabbing people, other folks punching each other, some even using their own Pokemon to fuck everyone else over, and at one point the professor made eye contact with two teenagers fucking in a Gamestop.
It's expected of every last-minute sale, but this time it seems much more destructive than ever. It's like Black Friday on steroids.
"MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY, TURDS!"
"Hon?"
Sycamore looks one aisle down, only to see a fat redneck fuck riding a Metagross down the toy aisle, killing everyone and everything in his path with an onslaught of Meteor Mashes.
"METTAAAAAAAAAAAAGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!"
"Est-ce nécessaire...?"
Sycamore shakes his head attempts to make it down the aisle he's on, but he finds his path blocked by the two shoppers arguing over the blu-ray player. Their eyes are already red and puffy, they've been sprayed by someone else already. Clearly they must be immune to the stuff by now.
>How does Sycamore get through?!A) Settle the dispute!
B) Steal the blu-ray player!
C) This calls for Garchomp!
