>>54095701If you genuinely think I'm here to get laid by any definition you're oblivious. I'm here because our holy father Arceus IN THIS VERY THREAD invited me here to FUCKING KILL MYSELF. I'd rather lie on the fucking road and get run over than even look at myself in the mirror right now. I'm only bothering to climb the shitty mountain this region's built around for closure.
Besides, it's not like I'm going to be missed. He's got six fantastic Pokemon who aren't going to get him put on a list. I'm not one of them. I'll never be one of them.
