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>be chilling on local bridge
>dumbfuck kid runs up to me
>the hat. the glove. of course.
>sigh and engage in legally mandated pokemon battle
>throw out my kricketune, not the best but it can pack a punch in an emergency
>kid sends out first mon
>its like twenty meters long and looks like someone vomited toxic spikes
>it immediatley evaporates my kricketune leaving a massive crater
how is this legal. why is it always the bullshit ten year olds that get these things. how did he even catch that.