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For me it’s Gorebyss
>be me, around age 8 or 9
>hanging with a friend, let’s call him B
>B is spoiled rotten due to his family being quite wealthy (home business) and they buy him anything
>this turned him into kind of a dickhead
>we’re both playing Ruby and Sapphire, postgame
>weren’t sure what the DeepSeaTooth and Scale did, learn online you do the trade evolution with Clamperl
>we each trade the Clamperl to each other, he has Tooth, I have Scale
>Huntail revealed, we both think it’s cool as fuck, we’re popping off
>Gorebyss revealed, he starts laughing and making fun of me for getting a pink girly Pokémon
>brush him off and look at the dex description
>”Although GOREBYSS is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.”
>grin to myself knowing that I got the cooler mon of the deal
>take this Gorebyss into Diamon eventually, teach it all the water-traversal HMs
>Surfbro for life, almost get it to 100 just by having him around and battling casually
>later gets access to Shell Smash in Gen 5
Even if nobody else on this earth gives a shit about Gorebyss, it’ll always be one of my top favorites
