>>44822773You've got two choices anon. You either stay at some gay ass flower shop in some nowhere-town like Violet, prancing around the daisy fields with your nfe shitters and living the most non-exciting life possible (your typical writefag fantasy, pussy shit x1000), or you man up and gamble your life itself on the pursuit of STRENGTH and GLORIOUS, BLOOD-BOILING ADVENTURE (the true man's decision, chosen path of kings and conquerors the world over).
With the former, the greatest obstacle you're gonna face is your baby deerling getting a stomachache :( and you're gonna have to make him some berry juice out of forest fruits :(((, and the greatest reward your inoffensive baby ass is gonna receive is you're gonna make friends with all the other forest shitters, maybe get invited to their secret forest tea party if they like you a lot, who the fuck cares.
But the latter? Oh the latter, my friend. Ever wanted songs sung about you? Your name whispered by the masses REGIONS away from you? Your presence to instill fear in people, your stone-cold pimpassery making bitches drench their panties? WALK THE PATH OF THE STRONG, MY FRIEND. CONQUER THE UNKNOWN AND BECOME A PART OF THE POWERFUL. VISIT SIGHTS AND EXPERIENCE THRILLS UNTHINKABLE TO A BACKWATER HILLBILLY. PROVE YOUR RIGHT TO LIVE BY OVERCOMING HELL ITSELF, AND SCREAM OUT TO THE HEAVENS THE MIGHT OF YOUR RESOLVE.
In other words, quit being a little bitch anon.
