>>49827141https://twitter.com/cristinavee/status/1498904453121916930?s=21“Excuse me sir, what is all this noise? Also you can’t smoke pot in a public area. Sorry, rules the rules.” Officer Jenny seems unaware of the wilk on the floor and Sprigatito’s ass.
“Sprigatito. Sprigatito~” Sprigatito continues to sing as Officer Jenny shines a flashlight in your eyes.
“Do you know what time it is sir? I know you’re probably intoxicated right now, but I don’t want to have to arrest anyone as young as you. It’s pretty late. Shouldn’t you be sleeping in a tent right now or something?”
“It’s actually never made clear in Pokémon how we sleep. Also, I was fugging my lil bussy, so that’s why I’m up ayyy.” Your high ass said something stupid oh my Arceus.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude. This little guy right here?” She looks at the high af singing Sprigatito straight in the red eyes.
“Sprigatito?” The weed cat ponders aloud.
“Based. You must be a Pokémon breeder. Carry on then.”
Officer Jenny gets back into her car and leaves.
“Ayo, I thought she’d never leave.” A deep voice ploclaims. It’s coming from Sprigatito.
“Whooooooooooooa, Pokémon can talk no cap.” The high is starting to really kick in from the curry. You don’t remember how much THC was supposed to be in that again. “Are you okay, lil zoom zoom?”
“Fizzle wizzle, fo shizzle. I want you to bury your diglett inside my dispensary like we buried the corpses of dem normies who chose the other starters. Dem corpses fresh.”
“For real, for real.” Yes, good thing Officer Jenny never found out about the corpses. “Alright, we can go for round two, but first I wanna another serving of that curry.”
Sprigatito sings the Justin Bieber verse of Despacito as you gulp down the weed fur curry. It tingles. “Sprigatito~” He nails the song like a Mythical sent from heaven.
“Arceus, I can’t wait until you evolve…”
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