>>16826660>"How about something educational?""Educational? Sons terrible! It's Christmas and you want him to get something he'll LEARN from? Non, non, non! He should be relaxing around this time of the year, maybe with a nice femme wrapped snugly around his arm."
>"Augustine, he failed Trainer's School, he's practically a vegetable.""Oh? I did not know this. How bad is it?"
>"He once told me Poison was super-effective against Bug and vice versa.""MON DIEU. C'EST GRAVE!"
>"I told you! If you're going to get him something, at least get him something he can learn from. A toy will get forgotten in a week, a game will take away from the sunlight his pale skin needs, and STAY AWAY FROM THE HELLO KITTY AISLE--HE DOES *NOT* NEED ANY OF THAT.""I know, ma chere, I know, I've been inside his room, you know, we *both* have--We did it there once as well."
>What EDUCATIONAL gift does Sycamore seek out?A) A Gizmondo.
B) A Speak-and-Spell
C) A Leapster
D) Smogon's Official "Babby's First Guide to the Metagame" guidebook.
E) A kayak
F) [Anon choice]
