>>55090993Every year dozens of beginning trainers afflicted with Ashselfinsertitus lose their lives to reckless immaturity. Don't let them be a statistic, don't let them be an idiot hick. Wrangle a tard today, so the kids can safely play.
This is a PSA provided by the Chuuni Protection Agency, founded by Professor Oak after one of his trainers tragically lost their lives to this syndrome on the first day of their journey after angering a flock of spearow.