>>53947163Fine, I'll give the autistic answer: every Eevee currently in Unite, except Umbreon, is a female, you can tell by the tip of their tails - female Eevees have a smoother cream pattern that looks like a flower, and males (Umbreon in this case) have a scruffier, more natural looking pattern.
Yes, that means that Umbreon is either a trap or a troon because of the dress, whatever makes you angrier and/or hornier.