>>16377451"Gosh, he hung up on me fast..."
Hexcalibur smacks you up your head with his blue cloth arm, "FOOL. Of course he did! He's busy enchanting your mother with the saucy ideals of romance. If you were as enlightened as he, you would be in the middle of enchanting the undergarments off of hundreds of women by now! Ancient Proverb #9328: Always end the day by driving into the sunset on a motorcycle with your catch of the night to ONLY the most expensive and refined of hotel establishments for a brief encounter of the one-stand variety."
"R-Right... Um, anyways. Sycamore said it wasn't illegal, and in fact it does seem like it's not hurting anybody, it's basically the duck version of Human Centipede... I think for once, we shouldn't intervene. Right?"
>Pops says it's 2cool4school. What do?A) Daddy's correct, leave the ducks to fuck in peace.
B) ...Naaah, I feel like killing some ducks today anyways.
