https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QPEVQp1MZwYou forced my hand Gamefreak, and TPCi. All I wanted was a peaceful life, enjoying a world where I could enjoy the beauty of a Dynamaxed Braixen. Is that not a simple desire? After all, I fell in love with her during my run with Pokemon X, a game that I had such...high hopes for despite its apparent flaws. I waited with bated breath for its third edition, but it never came. You disappointed me back then.
Then I heard the rumors regarding Pokemon Sword and Shield, featuring a gimmick that is literally, LITERALLY my fetish. My hopes had risen from the depths of despair, if I couldn't enjoy Braixen in a perfected version of her own generation, I could at least enjoy spending time with her in a Giant form.
But you denied me this, you broke my heart.
So I had to break something of yours. You have no one to blame but yourselves for this. Your own incompetence, your own complancency with your lofty positions as King of the Monster Collecting genre.
Look at you know, scrambling around, looking for answers, looking for solutions. Now you know the despair I felt when you broke her heart, and ultimately when you broke my heart.
King of the Monster catch genre? Some kings you are, when you can't even tell left from right, up from down, truth or lie. The lines of explosives lined up so perfectly, each individual took their own bait, and detonated in their own fashion, leading to this chain of events, like a string of firecrackers, leading to the big finale.
This wasn't a war, it was a love letter to the one you denied.
Checkmate and adieu.
Also,
go ahead and try to do something, no one will believe a word I've said. 