>>54100715>>54100935>>54103247>>54104065An update to this thread from a few days ago: my trainer and I were able to catch Cynthia unawares while she was investigating her stupid ruins, and jammed her signal so that her pokemon couldn't break free. It was tough work, but my trainer lovingly assisted me... And I actually did it! I devoured her whole! And for that idiot who said she was gonna taste putrid... She was honestly the best damn meal I ever had in my life. None compares, not even the baby zangoose I had back when I was a wild mon. Digesting her took the pyroar's share of a day or two, I think she was still kicking and screaming even after my nap, probably in agony, I'm sad to say (don't ever do this to your own trainers, I beseech you!). I'm so glad there was my trainer to massage me and helpe through that process. I coughed up her earrings and my trainer said she'll keep them as a trophy, as a fond reminder of what I was able to achieve and to lovingly groom and stroke my throat when I need those skritches. Now I gotta ask where and what's the best place should we hide from the authorities from or her other pokemon that we didn't steal, we don't know the forests of sinnoh well. Until I eventually relieve myself in some river somewhere I'm really bloated and fat, and my trainer doesn't keep me in a PokeBall (we stowed away on a team rocket ship to get here, don't tell shhh). Hopefully it'll be an easy process since I can even digest bone and any hard evidence like hair that can tie us to this, her clothes dissolved in like an hour!
Thanks in advance, and good luck to you all till we get back to unova. Seviper out!
