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>Work in a lab with an old professor, don't really do anything myself, mostly handle moving documents and organising them
>We've been short staffed recently so I've been called down to the first floor to help out
>Today was start day so I had to call up a bunch of parents to tell them to send their kids in to receive their Pokemon
>First kid arrives while the professor is out so I tell him to wait
>Other kid arrives like an hour later
>The first kid to arrive blurts out "Then I'll pick Charmander!"
>Challenges the slow kid to a battle and demolishes him
>"Smell ya later faggot"
>Boss keeps giving me dirty looks for laughing at the retarded kid
I'm going to lose my job aren't I?