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>Be me
>single Pokémon breeder
>Breed Shroomish and Oddish because my parents did it and its honest money for not a lot of effort, plus they make a lot of poor kids happy
>Weirdo stock trader moves into vacant house next to me
odd but its a nice place to escape the rest of the world
>invites me over just to flaunt about how rich he is, shows off some poke-maniac suits
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>asks me if I breed raltz
uhh no, I only breed Shroomish and Oddish
>makes me really uncomfortable and asks me where he can get one
>eventually leave and he doesn't bother me ever again
A few years later I have a big healthy Shroomish called Mr. Muffin that helps socialize the new seedlings and keeps pests out of the yard.
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>end of breeding season and onset of winter
>no more Shroomish and Oddish, just me and Mr. Muffin
>get neighbor's mail by mistake
its a fucking BDSM Magazine
>embarrassing as fuck but I do the neighborly thing and go over and deliver it to him
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>slide it in the door mail slot
door opens
>see anorexic poke-maniac neighbor in the doorway, hands bound together
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>he look at me blankly, barely breathing
>see a malicious looking Gardevoir in the room behind him glaring at me
>nope out of there
>sit in my couch and ponder what the fuck I just saw
>technically not illegal in kalos, god I hate it here sometimes
