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>be me
>suffer from a reversible form of cognitive impairment
>psuedodementia
>trouble making decisions, solving complex problem, etc
>Playing Pokemon GO in the passenger seat
>A Psyduck and Dratini pop up simultaneously
>the car is moving quickly
>"W-which one do I pick?"
>I decide to pick Psyduck, because it'll give me some candy which I can put towards getting a Golduck, since I'm almost there
>capture the Psyduck
>realize what I've done
>the car has moved too far, Dratini is gone
I know I'll get another Dratini soon (probably?) but holy shit, even for me, that was retarded. Anyone else done anything remotely as dumb? Help me feel better.
