Quoted By:
"I, MISTY-sama, CLOWN of /padt/, QUEEN OF THE CIRCUS and Ash’s soon to be dumped wife, shamefully cry over:
Serena, Queen of all the pokegirls, and my Queen.
Luis, my one and only true enemy, and king.
Scott, my other true enemy and king.
Giselle, who I’ve become far weaker than.
Takeshi Shudo, who my friends needlessly warned me about but I didn't listen.
Pearlshippers, who laughed at me like AS IF I SHIT MY SHORTS once they saw my return, knowing I'll never get married to Ash due to all my fans being pure evil to anyone who doesn't like me or my ship with Ash.
My big sisters, who provided a curb-stomp battle and awakened my wish to become the STRONGEST gym leader permanently stuck in Kanto.
Brock, who made all my rivals stronger despite me telling him not to do so.
Iris, whose one of the 8 strongest trainers in the world and would curb-stomp me.
Lillie, who is a huge threat.
May, who has bigger boobs than me and I'm flatter than her by comparison.
Goh, who has inspired Ash to be the strongest trainer in the world.
Latias, who's firmly placed herself as an amazing plot device AT BEST.
The showrunners, whose power I’m genuinely scared of (I deserve to be a fucking punching bag and so do my obnoxious fans...)
