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Nice larp OP. Here's a real one:
>be me at school, 9 years old
>there's this one bully kid in my class (let's call him Barry)
>he tried to start a fight with me once but I hit him back hard so he stopped fucking with me after that
>be in class one day, teacher has left the room to go and do whatever BS she needed to do
>we all start talking about Pokemon
>Barry says it's dumb that the tagline is 'Gotta Catch 'em All' when you can't even catch them all
>asked him what he's talking about, I literally have all 151 Pokemon in Yellow
>he accuses me of BSing, says that its impossible to catch Dragonite or its evo line
>tell him I literally have a Dragonite in my party
>he yells BS again and goes "Dragonite is just a late-game boss, there's no way to actually catch one"
>didn't want to tell him where to catch Dratini since he was being smartass
>"shut up Barry, when its the last day of school and we are allowed to bring our toys into class, I'm going to show you my Dragonite"
>get to last day of school, everyone brings their Gameboys in
>Barry wasn't in class since he was "off sick" (aka scared of my proving him wrong in front of everyone)
>Barry had these two little minions that bootlicked him, they were in the same class
>showed them Dragonite, they couldn't believe their master Barry was 100000% wrong
>in a stroke of genius, I agreed to trade them a Dratini each, but didn't tell them where to catch them
>that summer, Barry's dumb minions would get to play with their Dragonites in front of Barry
I would pay any amount of money to see the look on Barry's face when he saw them after school that day, lmfao. I just hope Barry didn't force them to trade the Dratini's over to him, or if he tried hopefully they told him to fuck off.
