>>24903376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0CqjooDvuoThe Leek Miser marches up to the 100%-foolproof cage, pumping his stick up with glee with each step. "Mm, yes. A noble request for a noble prisoner. Let me just think about tha—NO WAY! FARFAR! Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha!~ How stupid do you take us for!? As if we'd be foolish enough to simply let you wander out of here carefree! Farfar! Why you're a bigger riot than the act before us! Maybe I should hire you!"
"BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!" the Electabuzz releases a devastating Discharge on the prison, but to no avail. "Ungh, you said I was just going to take a paid survey!"
"And indeed, farfar" the Miser nods and waves his leek. "A survey this is! A quizzical intervention with an audience of Mallartauds! Farfar! No need to worry on your account, I'll definitely make sure someone pays you handsomely by the end of the day, baby. I mean,
I can only imagine how depressing your actual salary is! Ba ha ha ha ha ha HA!~"
"GAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Farfar. You don't have to act so boorish about it. Come now! This is a show, a show with YOU as the star, try to be lively! Amusement is what drives this theater! For example, look at this little dance I'm doing, left foot here, right foot here! Raise your leek and do a little fancy twirl! Come on, dance with me! We shall perform a number as an opening to our big finale!"
"I'm not doing a damn thing with you, pansy! BUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!"
"Ba ha ha ha!~ No amount of thunderbolting will get you out of there, friend. Feel free to keep wasting time though, I'm going to live life in the moment and dance the hour away, pointing and laughing at your misery every so often. I'm certain the audience will follow suit."
>The Miser... A) offers to spare the Electabuzz at the cost of a small fee.
B) asks the audience themselves to determine the Electabuzz's fate.
C) just keeps dancing
