>>53914568>Pick Hard>Play Fem Bellossom, because why the fuck not, she's pretty cute>Fight next to Bisharp and Sirfetch'd for those bonuses>Meet Doublade, he becomes a badass quickly>Decide to marry him, what can possibly go wrong>Get to Chapter 11>After the fight, Bisharp and Bellossom start talking>best friends, fuck yeah>wait what>Bisharp whips out his uncircumsised cock and shoves it down my fucking throat>claimed>Can never marry DoubDid this game just get historically accurate?