>>47159313Charizard refused to pay the rent of the volcano he’s living in with me to our landlord, so he got confrontational and I had to try and keep him from killing shit so he wouldn’t get himself arrested.
>>47159317This place was tearing itself apart over the other starters before people started shitposting about me this frequently
>>47159334Shitposting is pretty fun, so I don’t mind the attention. The horny people make me pretty uncomfortable though. And of course Charizard and his family congratulated me on the fame, I’m a starter for one of the best selling Pokémon titles of all time after all.
>>47159340Male, but like I said earlier there’s a ton of other single typhlosions and charizards and whatnot on this planet.