>>53925875I'm sorry Galar
that your region is a bland corridor
that your wild area is an empty field
that you have no culture outside of worshipping CHARIZARD
that hard-working secretaries like Oleana are vilified for doing their job
that your leader, Rose, is the stupidest person in the Pokémon world
that your scientists have no idea how paleontology works
that your populace has such a poor understanding of their own history that a pair of literal whos can trick them into thinking they are heros and not the dogs that risked their lives to save Galar
that no one will help Leon with his directional dyslexia
that Spikemuth is so poor that Piers can't afford treatment for his laryngitis
that your villain team is a bunch of pathetic losers simping over a a little girl
that your fairy gym leader is lying, senile, groomer
that your female diggers are far inferior to their male counterparts (either being too stupid to use a shovel without breaking it or are pretending to be dumb get get away with steal your ore)
that your regional rodents are ugly obese fucks who steal berries
that you're stuck relying on the lame and unreliable Cram-o-matic for Apricorn balls while Johtonians have access to Kurt's masterful craftsmanship
that your waterbirds are dumb enough to eat electric mice
that chads like Peony can't go on a fun adventure with young trainers because Calyrex ruins the adventures by mind-raping him
That your dexit policy caused the Queen to die of grief because all the Swanna she owned aren’t allowed to exist
That you're so dumb and uncreative that you call the best curry CHARIZARD Curry when CHARIZARD has fuck all to do with curry.
That you're so dumb and uncreative that you call Leon's Pose, the CHARIZARD Pose when CHARIZARD probably cant even do that pose
That you have such a poor understanding of ecology that you misnamed the Crown Tundra when its clearly a Taiga,
I am truly sorry
