>>20861969Assuming that the Explosion was the final nail in Johnny's coffin, the two Hawluchas relent and take a breather, but they keep their guards up, knowing that anything can happen as long as the dust cloud is up.
"Haw....Haw...Hawlucha.."
It's not enough.Before either hawk can recuperate their energy, pink auras suddenly surround them and force both to the ground. This supernatural force is none other than Extrasensory showing off its flinching side-effects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BizVwRIKCicAgainst all possible fucking odds, Johnny Cashews emerges from the dust cloud with two claws raised and some health to spare. He's casting simultaneous Extransensories, a technique known only by hardened professionals.
"H-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!"
Nothing hurts a hawk more than being mindraped by odd forces.
Johnny's not totally free from repercussion though, the Explosion has charred off over half of his voluminous red mane and given him multiple bloody scars, he looks more of a monster than he already does.
"How many times do we have to go through this?" he asks with a cocky snarl, "I'm a toughened bidder who's been through hundreds, THOUSANDS of Pokemon Auctions, fighting, training, winning everytime and gaining so many skills and buffs along the way! You think a big Explosion is enough to kill me? I'm practically INVINCIBLE, the nuclear cockroach of the Pokemon world! Can't get it through your thick skull yet? You could throw every possible super-effective move on me and I'll still be alive to tell the tale: Because BIDDERS. NEVER. KNOW WHEN TO QUIT."
This determination of his is pretty terrifying, not even Chewie lasted this fucking long and he was just as big a nutjob.
>Los luchadores are incapacitated! Send one final team in!A) Dedenne/Mienfoo
B) Edgy/Mega Horny
